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Pronunciation: /ˈtel-əm/
Function: noun
Inflected Forms: plural - tellums
Etymology: American
Date: 1980

1 : A hairstyle in which the hair is short on the sides and back and long at the front.
2 : A reverse mullet often complemented with the back of their hair being spiky.
3 : "Mullet" spelled backwards.
Kate Gosselin has a fabulous tellum.
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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A reverse mullet; long hair in the front, and short hair in the back. A favorite hair style of red necks across Nebraska.
Mr. Kelly has a tellum.
by Poop Johnson October 30, 2002
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A conjunction of Tell and them. Used by lazy fucks that jam words together
Why dunt you go tellum yer self.
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noun; pronounced "Tell-em" the official haircut of Hoover High School's football team, Tune in to MTV Two a days for visual proof of the fashion faux paus.
"man that Tellum is a visual dichotomy its business in the back party in the front"
by Derek All Together October 01, 2006
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