Where the imagination is sucked out of children by a cathode ray nipple.
TV is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple.
Quote from the song Television, Drug of the nation by Disposable heroes of Hipcriosy.
TV is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple.
Quote from the song Television, Drug of the nation by Disposable heroes of Hipcriosy.
Let's Watch The Television!
(3 hours later)
Man, my head hurts. I need a Hummer!
(3 hours later)
TV set: So, Denounce intelligence and reading and resort to 24 hour SHIT!
(3 hours later)
Man, my head hurts. I need a Hummer!
(3 hours later)
TV set: So, Denounce intelligence and reading and resort to 24 hour SHIT!
by BKLD May 17, 2007
The very reason why people are so fat. Maybe they need to get out and actually get a life and do something productive with their life instead of wasting it away on a couch getting uglier.
Guy 1: Man, i gained 10 pounds in the last week. (as hes watching tv)
Guy 2: Stop watching so much television, fat ass. (leaves the room)
Guy 2: Stop watching so much television, fat ass. (leaves the room)
by ParisHBarbie January 31, 2011
A great thing for when you're just sitting around. Informative, therapeutic, and uplifting; has the uncanny ability to bring people together and suppress depression. Generally hated by people with no lives. Is an outstanding way to get the full scoop from credible news sources in keeping up with current events, the most compelling advertisements, as well as gathering a accurate and coherent world view.
by bluefire669 August 21, 2011
"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.
The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.
The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.
by lolunala July 1, 2020
A relatively new delivery system that provides consumers with the ability to view television programs online with limited commercials at their own convenience.
by bigmovie February 7, 2009
The most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. Parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can't take the trauma anymore. Appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring TV. Do you want to learn where Dora The Explorer goes next? Well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?
My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!
by Ilisten2Metal April 12, 2014
A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.
Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.
Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.
"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."
by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008