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A source of good and bad media!!!!! Unfortunately, as humans we have no choice but to watch the idiot box!!!!! It consumes 85% of our entire lives!!!!!! We have to watch television for 85% of each of our lives because that is the ultimate equalizer!!!!!
I am going to sit down and watch TV, I'm sorry television, for the rest of my fucking 85% entire LIFE!!!!
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A great thing for when you're just sitting around. Informative, therapeutic, and uplifting; has the uncanny ability to bring people together and suppress depression. Generally hated by people with no lives. Is an outstanding way to get the full scoop from credible news sources in keeping up with current events, the most compelling advertisements, as well as gathering a accurate and coherent world view.
Yea, I'm just sittin here watching Television
by bluefire669 August 21, 2011
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The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.
by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015
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An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv
Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box
by ThePerson101100 April 08, 2018
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