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when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.
I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?
by jon.o July 25, 2009
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
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noun: a futuristic device that beams your drugs directly from the plate into your brain completely bypassing the nose.
Pass the telesnort, my cocaine is wearing off.
by ryde June 21, 2009
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