by Jo-baby September 11, 2007
Itβs an acronym standing for Canβt Remember A Fucking Thing. Itβs usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
Verb-
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010
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