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to call someone when you are in the mood to fuck and have phone sex.
I called you because I wanted to telephuck you
by Jo-baby September 11, 2007
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
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telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010
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