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A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.
Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.
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A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.
Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a fat telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.
by Just An _observer> November 06, 2020
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