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The ability to access the internets from your mind.
My wife was bitching at me for being on the computer. I told her.....woman....get off my back....i'm not on the computer, I have telekinternetisis.
by Sydneytola August 23, 2009
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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