An expression that is prominently used to refer to an object that is either broken, of shoddy quality, or highly impractical. It can also refer to one's outlandish physical appearance or actions.
"Yo man, what's up with your computer? It keeps shutting off by itself"
"I don't know, man, shit is tekked."
"I don't know, man, shit is tekked."
by thatdudechino September 03, 2013
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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shit what happened last night i cant remember a thing
you were lying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit completely unconscious
maate i must've been tekked
you were lying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit completely unconscious
maate i must've been tekked
by JamieT123 September 09, 2007
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