universal word
can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or unit of measure in any context
(noun) this meal slaps, no teg
(adjective) this party is so teg
(verb) Don’t teg me right now
(unit) I’m about three tegs away from jumping off this cliff
by tegmhomas January 22, 2020
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Short for a Honda/Acura Integra. Slang term derived from saying 'integra' constantly. Also related to teg-lovers and my own definition "teggy" who is a Honda fanatic specifically devoted to the Integra model.
1: Did you see that modded GSR?

2: Yeah, that was a nice teg.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
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1. Synonym For Homosexual.

2. Titty Eating Grandma.

3. A Tubby Gamer That Masturbates Often.
Joe: Fuck man I feel like a teg just sitting here eating taco bell playing cod with my left hand while masturbating with my right hand.

Bob: You're fucked up.
by Joe Mammoth July 17, 2012
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Fuck me... i just dropped a teg the size of a Russian oil pipeline
by Smiz86 April 13, 2011
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to lavishly enjoy luxurious and upscale goods such as an aged single malt, handcrafted cocktail and/or fine cigar and services like a hot stone massage in a cultured and classy manor, while wearing hand-made clothing garments and jewelry worthy of a duke's wrist.
"He has been $tegging it up lately, enjoying many a fine cigar."

"He plans to $teg during his trip to Spain."
by The NL June 11, 2014
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