tegan.m.wilson - a wise man
a pinocchio look a like

her head shaped like a baboons a**
thick as hell

booty shaped like no other

goddess in bed

most kind and kb girl you could ever ask for

wifey material

cant handle babies

has weak arms

bright but not bright like a dim lamp
beautiful eyes

clean but abit messy

smells nice most of the time
short

holy but also a freak

shy as but nasty when it come down to business.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.