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One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.
Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!
by Tortuga July 08, 2004
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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Someone who abstains from drinking alcohol
Do u prefer wines, spirits, beers or are you a tee totaler?
by Ben is my name June 20, 2008
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Someone who totally drinks tea.
Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.
by Amy West February 08, 2013
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An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.
The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.
by QuacksO November 20, 2017
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An extremely boring and dull person. They hate fun and shouldn't be invited anywhere.
Cara was at my party and was acting like a teetotaler, it was very boring.
by Beatthedealer February 22, 2017
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Teetotaler is from tee (the letter t, as in total) + total + -er.
You mentioned that magazine on our walk to Soho, the first time we met, when you were attempting to be a teetotaler.
by fishy December 08, 2005
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