Top definition
Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!
I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!
by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to
I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!
by U Nastee June 20, 2003
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really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18
I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!
by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
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