A teeny bopper baby hoe is a female, aged anywhere between 13 and 19 years old, a homie hoppin' pussy floppin' never stoppin cock suckin cum gurglin bitch.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.