The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.
That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.
by Jbabyj February 23, 2016
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Sadness. It’s all I feel. Life is meaningless. Death is here.

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Yo my guy I was a total the depressed teen last night just like megatron from family guy
by 1ab148? December 10, 2020
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The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.
Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.
by chateaudebelves February 11, 2016
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Ukrainian pop group w 6 boys & 1 girl
So u going to 7 teen’s concert tonight

Def yes
by Just skei November 23, 2021
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The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.
Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.
by Fuck Webster! August 3, 2018
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This is what adults use when they think they are supposedly smart.

I'm giving a word an extra prefix because why the fuck not? It'll make me sound smarter.
"I hate teens who use teen common sense, unlike normal common sense."
by Coalizee September 18, 2019
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When a man within the ages of 12-19 dates, kisses, has sex with, etc. another man within the same age range. Most commonly between high school boys
Dylan had a huge gay teen obsession with Hudson.
by therealone11 August 20, 2022
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