When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

the most awesome best friend ever, also an amazing Teddy Bear :P

a totally awesome guy who's really huggable, and you can tell him all your secrets, and really great to sleep with ;O
just like a teddybear <333 overall the BEST guy ever :3 effing perfect ^.^

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And then punch her when she cries.

1. absence of logic and/or fighting skill. 2. ugly and ginger. 3. bad at arguing. 4. a steroid dealer

Alternate Spellings: teddy bear head, teddy berr head.

Abbreviations: Ted Head, TBH

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.