"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."
by Jamie L. May 12, 2005
Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
by MachineShop January 10, 2008
someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.
Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.
by lios15leet February 16, 2009
Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...
by jeffstra July 31, 2011
My fiancee doesn't know how to use her phone. She is a techtard.
My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.
My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.
by Mazkal January 14, 2012
A person, or an act of a person who is incompitent with technology.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.
The caller to the IT helpdesk is techtarded.
You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.
You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.
by Mr Savlon September 23, 2009
by Ms Johnnie the Comic April 12, 2020