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A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.
She became so excited about her new laptop and PDA that her friends knew she must be technosexual.
by DarthVerso October 22, 2004
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A man or woman that prefers the company of an electronic device over that of a living being, typically used to describe a woman that does not have a husband/boyfriend as an insult; by claiming they prefer a vibrator to a man.
Man: Are those moon pants, cause that ass is out of this world baby!
Woman uses her mace on Man.
Man: You technosexual bitch, my eyes!
by Nate July 07, 2004
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A Person who is sexually and socially involved in relationships with technology.
Jeremy:"Hey Amber, Why are you licking your laptop?"
Amber:"I'm a Technosexual It turns me on so much!"
by Mr.Fluffums November 25, 2008
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A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"

Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."

Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"
by Hefenator August 05, 2011
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A person or being that feels sexual attraction towards computers or any form of technology.
1: Hey, did you hear? Bob's a technosexual now.

2: I bet he gets his circuits in a twist.

1: No.
by c3ns0r3d May 20, 2013
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(TEK.noh.sek.shoo.ul) n. dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle & gadgets; a man who is in touch with his feminine side but has fondness for electronics such as cell phones, pda's, computers, software, and the web.
Someone who is a geek in of style, or a stylish person in need of geek is a technosexual.
by ricky montalvo December 26, 2004
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