My teenage daughter is sitting next to me while texting and technores me when I ask her a question.

I love this new phone--I can't totally use it yet but technorance is bliss.

A: I was technorating under my nickname and I just found out that Susie Lou had a crush on me during last year prom night.

B: Susie who?

A: The nympho that always shows her cleavage to Prof. Little.

B: You could've got laid bro.

A: And your girl wants to deepthroat me.

Put your phone down and quit technoring me!