One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.
I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!
by Mistressjoeyspup January 22, 2016
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who is techno bald? yoy say?

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when the top curve of your headphones falls onto the rim of your hat
"dude, that's a nice techno bar you've got there"
by Epicman501 December 06, 2016
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A rolled cannabis joint which usually comes before the Techno Tapas during techno events
J: Aye, let's go out for a techno bekos and get back when Beyer's out
S: Sorry bro I already am on the tapas
by Beekoos February 20, 2020
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A legendary, talented chicken that is finally put down, processed then roasted.
Techno Chicken are my favorite.
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This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.
"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."
by Old but Not Stupid October 01, 2013
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