annoying, treble-heavy music for queers and Europeans, mostly played at dance clubs in big cities

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass hit on the downbeat, an open hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat, and a mm setting of c 150. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, nearly all of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonym: signal indicator Antonym: music

it was created by a man masturbating in rhthym with his goat eating grass outside, while his dog was slirping up the cats nose, and he realized... it made a beat. A Beat, baby beat, a beat, baby beat, whack my cock, beat, lick my cat's ass, beat, baby, beat, yes, wet cock baby beat, goat eating wheat, beat, beat...

Yeah well... It was really made by the Catholics, so... that's why it sucks.

A type of music that is not really Strong Bad's Style.

the worst type of music created. pointless loops of noise. it takes no effort whatsoever. Idiots rave to it.

Minimalist Music Meets Mad Mixers

Shitty, simple and repeatative type of industrial music that nerdy teenage boys (who think they're cool) use to try to seduce preteen sluts with.