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What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.
I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.
by harryhotard February 26, 2010
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
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Person who is so obnoxiously technologically proficient that they ridicule you for not knowing how to photoshop Hillary Clinton's face onto a donkey's butt.
by Big "J" in PDX December 24, 2010
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