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a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.
if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.
goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)
repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."
if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.
goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)
repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."
Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."
Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."
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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."
Bro 2: "What did you say back?"
Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."
Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"
Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."
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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."
Bro 2: "What did you say back?"
Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."
Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"
by ProBoonage November 15, 2011
May 5 Word of the Day
A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."
Things that are cheugy:
The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles
Australians
Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires
The person writing this definition
Things that are cheugy:
The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles
Australians
Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires
The person writing this definition
by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021