Its hows your body speaks when your mouth can't

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Water that leaks from your eyes and tastes salty.

The blood of the soul. When the soul bleeds, you cry.

Semen.

The words heart can not express.

Fluids excreted from the eyes whenever damage is done to the cardiac muscles.