"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."

Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"

Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.

I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.

The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."