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When bitches cry on my weiner!
Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.
by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011
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May 16 Word of the Day
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
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When someone wipes tears onto the palm of their hand and proceeds to give a handjob.
I made Stacey cry last night and she ended up giving me a tearjob.
by dolphinoutofwater January 03, 2021
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