a competition in which two teams of 5 (2 male 3 female) compete in a sexual competition, recieving points for positional creativity and stamina. competitions are often marked by violence between the two teams. is much more sophisticated and competitive than an orgy.
by sven olefson June 25, 2005
by So in, So out May 18, 2011
arguably the sexiest group of human beings ever assembled into one Facebook group in the history of mankind. consisting of the turtle, t-rex, panther, nematode, robot, antelope, kitten, cobra, and recent addition the eagle, The Sex Team walks the halls of RFH scouting for the finest alcohol, tobacco and narcotics, as well as chicks who pack (#skoaljobs). we also go so unbelievably HAM on the weekends. basically, the sexiest of all time.
Sex t-rex: hey guys we should all get f***ed up for the lsu-'bama game
KB Surfer: Star said I can have some people over
t-rex: ew you hick, go make out with your cousin. you're not even a member of The Sex Team
Timmy then laughs uncoltrolably at the insult, as all nearby tables stare at The Sex Team in secret envy
KB Surfer: Star said I can have some people over
t-rex: ew you hick, go make out with your cousin. you're not even a member of The Sex Team
Timmy then laughs uncoltrolably at the insult, as all nearby tables stare at The Sex Team in secret envy
by Sex turtle December 30, 2011
Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.
by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019