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asian "gentleman's" club.

a pseudo japo badabing.
Yo let's go to the teahouse on wednesday!
by Lord Forrest February 23, 2006
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When a girl sells her body for profit, especially to guys who have money and owns teahouses.
the sorority girl teahouse her way into getting sponsorship money.
by RichardVan April 16, 2008
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(n.) A message parlor in which Asian women "message" your eggroll and eat the eggdrop soup.
"Me message you long time at teahouse."
by Kieron J June 23, 2006
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