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To have spilled tea on you while driving, and it run down the seat and under your butt making your butt wet.
Guy1; Cindy's got a wet butt.

Guy2; Oh must be tea butt!
by surg2011 March 01, 2011
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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The act of banging a dom in the ass while she bends between your legs and sucks your balls.
Damn dude I teabutted B last night.

Shit was crazy the other day Jill let me teabutt her.
by RyKilla March 07, 2009
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