A place where eveything moves in slow motion. The people, the birds, the air, EVERYTHING! They start dem der tractors and ride into da sunset; very hick-like town, but nice to be part of.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Home of the bull dogs..(gay) i mean how many times have you been beaten by richlands football? last time was like 62-0? gayyyy.... talk so much shit about richlands though..you like 12 miles away from us...of you cant forget your best area....shake rag? word. oh... gayyyyy!