A 6ft tall horse-faced creature from Pennsylvania that resembles the Slenderman.

Taylor Swift, a narcissistic woman who relies solely on adoration. She uses song writing to make money and more fame. Every time something bad happens in her perfect life we have to listen otherwise Swifty will get in a tantrum. While she makes millions from petty problems, she also tries desperately hard to relate to people and always holds grudges. Shake it off was an attempt at pop music so she could make more money and earn more loyalty from fans. The whole premise of that song was to not care, while most of her songs are about her caring and being oversensitive. An extremely greedy person who should not be as popular as she is, but as the old saying goes "fake it 'til you make it"

A musician who writes mediocre pop songs about her 57 exes.
She also looks like a horse girl and has one of the worst fan bases in modern music.

Taylor Swift is terrible. Everyone thinks she's amazing, but she is a FAKE. If you like Taylor Swift, you are WROOOONG. I'm just gonna shake her off and move on with my life.

A popular musical artist who says things that she doesn’t really mean, e.g. she talks about how much she likes underdog groups and how she thinks they’re brave, but when members of those groups reach out to her, she and her agents spit in their faces.

You know what else died besides the old taytay, my childhood

A Satan worshipper who likes using homophobic terms in her songs.