by timm December 03, 2003
A: Where did my pen go?
B: Ha! I taxed it!
C: I'm so going to tax those jeans from that (insert expensive store name here).
B: Ha! I taxed it!
C: I'm so going to tax those jeans from that (insert expensive store name here).
by dictionary-ness February 13, 2008
legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)
by Xizor July 10, 2008
1) The money removed from citizens paychecks to pay the government. They are a pain in the butt.
2) A mixture of tag and axe. Guys that wear tax must smell really bad, are stupid enough to think that either tag or axe will work. They do not smell good, at all. Do not believe those commercials on tv.
2) A mixture of tag and axe. Guys that wear tax must smell really bad, are stupid enough to think that either tag or axe will work. They do not smell good, at all. Do not believe those commercials on tv.
Person 1: You better pay your taxes soon...the deadline is tomorrow.
Person 2: I know, I know! Stop Rushing me! OMG tomorrow!?! Aaaaah!
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Nicolette: Eww. Someone smells weird *turns around*
Ryan: What!? I'm wearing tag and axe.
Elaine: Ew gross, you're wearing tax.
Person 2: I know, I know! Stop Rushing me! OMG tomorrow!?! Aaaaah!
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Nicolette: Eww. Someone smells weird *turns around*
Ryan: What!? I'm wearing tag and axe.
Elaine: Ew gross, you're wearing tax.
by Mistycloudx101 June 13, 2008
the fee required to allow a new girl to hang out with your crew, also know as rail, smash, plow, tear out, dig up, beat up, work out or screw.
bro #1- hey whos that new bitch your girl brought over?
bro #2- bro! thats jessica im gunna tax that bitch tonight, then shes free game
bro #1- hell yeah son !!! tear that bitch out!
bro #2- bro! thats jessica im gunna tax that bitch tonight, then shes free game
bro #1- hell yeah son !!! tear that bitch out!
by chucky_chuck_dontgiveafuck February 04, 2010
To just have sex. No tax daddy . no taxalicious... just TAX. Kinda like the IRS jacking people.You really have no-say in the matter it just happens!
by Sir Lopez May 31, 2005
1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.
2. To test.
by Xyzzy February 05, 2005