Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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to insert barbecue sauce covered penis into a girl's ass while fucking her by doing body rolls and getting faster. It is wet and sloppy but hella fun.
girl 1:"Gurl, i ain't believe it but he done gave me a tawna last night! He made me suck his cock after."
girl 2:"You crazy as hell! I aint evah heard of that shit befo."
girl 2:"You crazy as hell! I aint evah heard of that shit befo."
by sir sex-a-lot October 24, 2010