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When one is under the influence of alcohol to the point of inebriation but believe they can walk, talk, and act like a sober individual but is sadly mistaken.

2.Drunk to the point where you're a comdination of twisted and wasted.
"damn did you see niffer last night she was tawasted!"
by Clara and Niffer April 20, 2007
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Jul 27 Word of the Day
the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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