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PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.
OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.
by k dawg August 27, 2004
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A sucker that believes fake news stories posted on the internet, specifically social media. AKA potato

Originated from America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
Why don’t you taters walk on up to a KKK hood wearing fella and try to convince him that he’s a democrat.
by Whynotyo? February 23, 2019
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Hey yuns grab me suma them thur tater chips and a beer!
by soupbadger June 07, 2005
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One who is a fan of the Clemson Tigers. Originally an agricultural school, "tater" has become a nickname for anyone who goes to the school or supports its team.
Carolina Fan: "Did you see them damn taters in town today?"
Carolina fan 2: "Yep, they were missing their front teeth."
by jsmith823 August 31, 2012
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A Clemson university fan, alumni, or supporter in any way. Dates back to when they could pay their athletic support dues with potatoes. Not a compliment.
"That tater is gonna be sad come November."

"Haters gonna hate and taters gonna tate."

"I hate stupid taters, they always quote history."
by TaterTimTheSlimJim April 24, 2013
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