someone with a ridiculously large head, often pulling innocent bystanders towards him with its gravitational force. drinks a horrendous amount of milk and often enjoys stalking ladies. sometimes partakes in the game of 'tat tips' with 'tips', he has unfortunately never won due to the nature of his cranny like limbs. behaves like a tool, often engineering weapons in his own house e.g book tie combo.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Someone who is broke but can always find money to buy another tattoo even though they have so many already.