The Taste Test is when a female pours red wine over the vaginal area while she is on her period. She then forces you to eat her out while you attempt to decipher the difference between the wine and the blood.
Yo dawg, this girl gave me The Taste Test last night and I could tell she had some heavy flow.
by Brother GUAR March 24, 2020
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A pair of particularly tasty testicles.
'I've sucked on some salty balls, but you've got a great pair of taste-icles'
by cassiusgay August 20, 2009
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What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked
I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.
by Master Apps August 11, 2005
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Have a drink of alcohol. Frequently heard in the HBO show The Wire.
"hey lieutenant, come have a taste"
"did you two stop for a taste?"
by ebanddownfan April 14, 2019
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a phrase originated on the Fox sitcom Arrested Development. It means roughly 'you've made me so happy' or 'join me in being happy'. The character of G.O.B. Bluth once begged his brother to "taste the happy" and pushed his face up against him, trying to get him to taste his tears of happiness.
G.O.B. Bluth: Taste the happy Michael! Taste it!
Michael Bluth: Kinda tastes like sad.
by xfanatic50 December 20, 2005
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