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tay-z (v) 1. To apply a disabling electric shock to an unruly, loud, overprivileged college student who may be disrupting an otherwise peaceful seminar with a political figure.
by snoodog September 30, 2007
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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to be hit with a taser gun.
Willis don't make me tase the black off your ass!
by cardinal_fan October 27, 2004
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Damn! I can’t believe Donnell’s Baby mama got tased!.
At long last she’s pregnant after being tased by a bunch of different dudes.
by Slango93 January 08, 2020
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To be shocked, stunned, incapacitated, or provided mild discomfort by a taser gun or "tazabeam", usually preformed by police in order to detain a crazy mofo.
"Don't tase me bro!"
As seen on youtube from the student at UF.
by thirdorchid October 08, 2007
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syn. "taste". Usu. lenghtened and embellished for dramatic effect (tasssssse). Refers to any immensely pleasurable consumption, esp. of food or marijuana.
Damn, gettin' my tase at bojangles sure feels great after I got some of that headies tase from the Roor.

This breeze feels good on my neck while i'm gettin' my tase.
by scose September 20, 2006
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