by LinguisticAnth217 October 01, 2012
by Pistol July 17, 2018
Same expression as "Wrap it before you tap it"
John: Hey bro, she looks mighty fine!
Adam: Yeah but she might have STD's.
John: Just Tarp Up before you go in ;)
Adam: Yeah but she might have STD's.
John: Just Tarp Up before you go in ;)
by 420 Blaze It July 11, 2014
The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.
Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.
by Taintlover February 04, 2010
A free shirt given away as SWAG by marketers of which you should feel shame for accepting, and especially for wearing
Did you see the shame tarp that neck bearded whiskey tango was wearing? It must have been Quintuple-XL.
by flank3d September 01, 2008
A room full of people drinking fucking sucking pissing shitting spitting licking eating. To protect the house a tarp is laid down. Hence "a tarp party"
by Karl Winter March 22, 2016
To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!
Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"
Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
by Freees4224 June 28, 2009