To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game
Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved
by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018
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When you are palying Escape From Tarkov and you get absolutely fucked by some random weirdo from 10 miles away
DAMN I JUST GOT SNIPED FROM DOME
Lol you got tarkoved
by March 24, 2021
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When you get killed for a bad reason in the online game Escape from Tarkov.
Fuck me dude i just got tarkoved again
by Bannanass49 June 24, 2020
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A monthly subscription for the video game Escape from Tarkov that boosts your loot in-game. This perk is only offered through specific Twitch streamers when you use your Twitch Prime subscription.
Hey dude, did you renew your Tarkov Prime subscription this month?

Holy cow! You only get loot this good with Tarkov Prime!
by TaintedW December 15, 2019
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You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."
by DrCamel May 29, 2021
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Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.
Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.
by SussyRustPlayer July 06, 2021
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