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a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life
Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 12, 2010
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.
You spilled my drink you tard-vark!
by Kyle Magnan April 06, 2005
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1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.
What a Tardvark!!!
by HolyBeJesus August 22, 2009
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A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.
Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... 💵 :(
by Honao May 05, 2020
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