Urban Dictionary: tardphobic

Top definition

The fear of looking like a complete tard by doing or not being able to do something.

Im tardphobic! Im worried if I dont scale the wall at PT Im going to look like a complete tard in front of everyone!

by copladyO1 September 23, 2011

Jul 14 Word of the Day

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?

by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004