Our neighbors, whom we refer to as the noisetards, of course have a complete and total tardcar.

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!

Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!

see Insane Clown Posse songs
You're a fagmiester tardcar dawg!