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Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.
He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.
by erbilohcan May 03, 2018
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n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured
They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.
by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006
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