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:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::
Lauren you're a tard muffin
Lauren you're a tard muffin
by WornFromDisaster July 13, 2005
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!
Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009
3
stupid, annoying, etc....
usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
by Hugs4TheEmoKid June 24, 2005
5
A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.
by saltyseamonsters October 04, 2004