The idea that all tard fam members have a very low awareness level. This includes both mental awareness and physical awareness. Considering what we already know about tard fam, this is not surprising at all since we know for a fact that their brains aren't functional. You could literally light their ass on fire and they wouldn't know. These dudes don't know shit and at this point, I don't even know what's going on in their brains. The problem in my opinion is that their brain is still working on a thought from 5 years ago so they are unable to focus on the present thought and therefore aren't aware of shit.
*everyone openly clowning and gassing York*
York: Wait what, what are you guys talking about?
Mike Carlson: Lol, sped ass bitch
York: What the fuck are you saying?
Armando: Lol, tard fam awareness
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
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AKA the head of tard fam. Currently Norman "Nick" holds this role and it makes sense since he always tryna assert himself as a leader so we made him the presumptive leader of tard fam. Although Norman "Nick" currently holds this spot, this spot has always been disputed which has resulted in tard fam tension and the feeling of tard fam supremacy among the members. Although the other tard fam members feel like they are superior, Norman "Nick" quickly puts them in their mf place by asserting his dominance and therefore backing his title as the leader of tard fam.
Norman "Nick": The Ave is technically my place because I'm the leader of this apartment.
Henry: Stfu nigga, the only leadership role that suits you is the role of tard fam leader.
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
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The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.
When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.
by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021
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The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.
Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real
by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020
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Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.
*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*
by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020
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The air conditioner that transports you into the pits of hell. This air conditioner was located upstairs at the OG tard palace and this shit deadass never worked. You knew you were damned if it was above 70 degrees outside and you were stuck upstairs in the tard palace because you knew you were gonna have to start stripping your clothes off. Norman "Nick" insists that the air conditioner works but I don't know what the hell he talking about, it must be that tard brain of his taking over because there is no other logical explanation.
*Everyone spending the weekend at Norman "Nick"'s house*
*105 degrees outside*
Everyone bitching: "Damn MF, turn on the fucking AC, I'm gonna have a heat stroke"
Norman "Nick": Dude stfu, it's literally on dumbass
Everyone: Nigga, what type of tard shit is this? Fucking tard fam air conditioner.
by TurnM3Up December 25, 2020
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