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A tapo is an iPhone typo.
ThTs Wesome." "Whoa, double tapo.
by pintong@gmail.com October 29, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Is an anagram for Trashy Ass Piece of Shit, usually when referring to cars, especially old ugly ones. Most often used when a TAPOS cuts you off or is moving too slow in front of you. It can also be used as an insult, but in moderation.
That mother f-ing TAPOS of a car needs to move outta the way!!!
by Mbizzle from Seattizzle August 10, 2010
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Shes very very sweet and lovely.
i really love her and i think shes caring nice sweet and very beautiful to me. shes makes me smile and if she was single i would of ask her out to be my girlfriend. i her out.
shes very cute to special to me and i wish i could treat her better and take care of her! i WILL wait for her.
no matter what.
by johnny duong May 31, 2003
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