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1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism
1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.
by Stray December 06, 2003
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Cindy wasn't content on the number she saw on the scale, but was to lazy to do anything about it herself, so she swallowed a tape worm.
by Black Myles October 21, 2008
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An idiot who wrote a book called 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k
Anyone who would use a name like that for a book shows their true colors. And I ask. What color is idiot? I have been using the nickname tap3w0rm for quite a long time and now am asked all over the place. Are you the lame ass who wrote that stupid lame book? And the answer is no! Tap3w0rm is not tapeworm. We are 2 different people. I would never wrote a lame ass book like that.
Anyone who would use a name like that for a book shows their true colors. And I ask. What color is idiot? I have been using the nickname tap3w0rm for quite a long time and now am asked all over the place. Are you the lame ass who wrote that stupid lame book? And the answer is no! Tap3w0rm is not tapeworm. We are 2 different people. I would never wrote a lame ass book like that.
tapeworm is a total douchebag where as tap3w0rm rocks.
by tap3w0rm1 June 11, 2008