Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".
He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.
by madmary February 24, 2009
marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!
by the storm drains April 26, 2009
by HaeZ February 21, 2007
Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.
I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.
by ralfg33k July 10, 2008
by Getnsnokie June 19, 2006
some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.
"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."
"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
by meech May 22, 2005
A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank
by Douganater July 07, 2014