When fake tan takes a turn for the worst, leaving skin a bright orange colour, just like tango.

For help on a tangatan consult your local G.P.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

when cheap fake tan goes wrong, resulting in a orange/yellow skin colour. Mostly seen on young silly girls and CHAV's