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the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
by Maryd August 23, 2006
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 17, 2006
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When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.
by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015
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(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
by LazloLion May 30, 2010
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Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
by Uncle Kurtie November 11, 2006
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A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!
-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...
by let.them.eat.cake. March 13, 2011
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